Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”

I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better

by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019

Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!

My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!

by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)

Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man

by Jordan reals April 30, 2024

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird

Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black

by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021

Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

Pot Head

A habitual buyer of Antonym NFTs , usually to the point where it interferes with work, family, and school. Pot heads are known for their loyalty, addiction to raffles, dedication to there community and fascination with anything pot related.

Reuben: A 1/1 just dropped on the floor!
Gaston: Not interested.
Reuben : It’s a fucking 1/1
Gaston: I don’t care.
Reuben: You really are a Pot Head.

by The NFT Chef June 7, 2022