Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Cement Manifold Pipe

It's what the term CMP stands for in the civil engineering world. Not really, but this way when the instructor follows the link one should leave on a final exam, they see proof that this word is in fact, in a dictionary.

The contractor ordered 40 ft of Cement Manifold Pipe.

by tharris May 03, 2012

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 20, 2023

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 02, 2017

Buggy pipe me

Buggy pipe me basically means come and sexually touch me and have sexual contact.

A. Aaron buggy piped me today.
B. Aw lucky I wish I had someone buggy pipe me

by yungcripping28 November 22, 2021

muddy pipe

anal sex

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe

by pepeir March 28, 2024

Open Pipe Board

someone who looks like that lil imp zombie from pvz

Dude1: Dude2, have you seen open pipe board??
Dude2: Hell yeah!! He looks like that fucking stupid imp zombie from pvz!!!

by Vivivirus January 21, 2024