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plain piece of toast pretty boy

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.
Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.
by Vertilgo April 25, 2020
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God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.
by Zumbii June 1, 2010
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get organized you piece of shit

a- when you have not had enough coffee yet and trying to wake up

b- when a t-storm is trying rotate but not quite getting there

c- when a cop has there coffee and donuts and are finnally able to catch outlaws
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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Rumped up piece of steak

A rumped up piece of steak is a old womans vagina that has been done over to many times. The woman is usually proud of her adventures and is pleased with her wide Holy Grail.
"Have you seen that fellas Nan I heard shes got rumped up piece of steak"

"I know and shes proud of it. I heard her husbands a porn star he's called Pepper Wigsel."
by Milo Cude November 3, 2009
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Mofo honky ass piece of shit

Who ever owns this website and domain. What? Are you scared of being bitch slapped...{honky child}. Only MOFO{mother-fucking} honkies are allowed to be racist on your website.
You are a MOFO honky as piece of shit! You know? a blatantly racist individual, in example, if you disrespect a person of color, expect to be referred to as a MOFO HONKY ASS PIECE OF SHIT!
by SOLNITCHKASgggggssss July 21, 2019
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As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
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