May 28

National steal your tall friends dog

"Hey do you know where my dog is?"
"When did it go missing"
"May 28"
"Oh I stole it"

by Holidays_Post May 27, 2021

May 27

Shave you Asshole and send it to gram gram

Hey did you hear about may 27

No what is it about
Well you have to shave your asshole and send the hair to gram gram

by __sorry._ May 27, 2021

May 29th

international girlfriend day go appreciate your girlfriend. tell her you love her and hangout with her

zak: hey baby wanna hangout

liz: yeah it is national girlfriend day

zak:i know i could never forget May 29th

by dghnvhjvd May 29, 2021

May 29th

National be nice to your girlfriend day.

hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

by not420kait May 29, 2021

may 29

be nice to your gf day

hey it’s may 29! i should be nice to my gf today

by windermerepeaks May 29, 2021

may 29th

send boobies to ben day

on may 29th send boobies

by jojejojoe May 29, 2021

29 may

Boys born on May 29th are sex pros, they will pound you so good you won't be able to walk for a week

Marcus: Apparently, John has a 12 inch glizzy
Jake: It's normal, Jake was born on May 29th

29 may boys have big sticks

by zakrocma November 22, 2021