Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him

Damn nigga you can never be like jordan

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.

Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.

by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024

Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.

"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"

by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022

Jordan

someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.

Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.

by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018