january 28 2008

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

Just Jam-It In January

When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.

Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.

RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

January 11th 2008

Only beautiful people are born on this day. Aka Autumn Coverdale. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I love her.

January 11th 2008 is the day of happiness

by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021