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Jacob It

The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.
Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”
by AZTECISLOST August 12, 2024
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Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around
by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019
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Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.
Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
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Jacob

The most handsome person you will ever meet. If you know him you will most likely fall for him with his charming face,body,personality and looks he is the man of your dreams. He is every girls dream because of how respectful and how he treats girls. If you are his girlfriend you will feel like an angel the way he loves on you. He is a great hugger and a better love maker. He knows how to move his body with you and has a hella big package. His frame is perfect he is tall and muscular. The older he gets the bigger it gets too he will grow to be a model or a sports player. If you know a Jacob while he is young you better have his baby because he is hard to settle and you will enjoy it.
Girl-why are you crying
Girl Crying-Jacob rejected me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.

He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.

Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!

If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
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Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong
You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022
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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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