hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

hooded beast

An shlong with major amounts of foreskin

That boy got a hooded beast

by Neckassnigga November 2, 2017

hood bankruptcy

Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.

Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.

by munde0 March 22, 2022

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong May 31, 2018

Hood Oos

The infamous war cry used by Australian Icon and street realist, the one and only Spanian.

Hood oos bah!
Hood oos lad!
Hood oos!

by SpanianFan123 May 23, 2021

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.

Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol

by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018