Community Food 

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.

Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!

Community Food by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

purse food 

Food stored in a carrying satchel, such as a puse, carrying bag or luggage, eaten at later time.

I found this purse food, think it's from taco bell last Friday.

purse food by food, fas food, old, gross March 12, 2011

fat food 

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

fat food by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

Turtle Food 

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

Turtle Food by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

Decoy Food 

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

Decoy Food by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

Feels Food 

Food that is eaten when the feels are high or low, the actual food involved in "eating your feelings". Typically consumed when sad, angry, or frustrated, but can be involved with any high level of emotion.
Feels food is usually junk food, like chips, ice cream, candy, or soda, but can be any stress reliving food, especially crunchy or sweet things.

Upset by her recent break-up, Mandy raided the fridge and the cabinets for feels food.

Feels Food by Bubblegum2304 January 1, 2015

urban food log

A burrito

I like urban food logs

urban food log by Retarded_speed_demon August 19, 2016