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The Devil’s Graffiti 

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.
Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.

xxred_devil

I don’t know you but ur cool 😎
Popped up in my fyp sooo new follow xxred_devil

xxred_devil

Cool person
Idk you but ur cool xxred_devil

the devil's dirty ring 

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

the devil's dirty ring 

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.
man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

The Devil's Thread 

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
The Devil's Thread by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021