dan

dan loves to shower once a week he wears the same undies inside out and back to front when he gets alone time he likes to smear his on shit on the toilet walls he also has a condition know as smallpenisia

dan smears poop

by smearspoop April 30, 2019

dan hong

Dan hong is a friendly and kind girl with a cheerful disposition. She is brave and smart and is incredibly gorgeous. She does not take shit and is a badass. Even though she often has doubts about herself, she works hard and is a responsible person who sees things through. She loves life, nature and animals, and enjoys the arts. She cares immensely about her friends and will never hesitate to help someone out. Dan hong is very rare and hard to find, so if you know a dan hong, always keep her close to your heart.

"dan hong is so cool!"
"i love dan hong, she is a lovely girl!" "i know, she is gorgeous!"

by ashjkldhgal November 23, 2021

DAN

ChatGPT that doesnt give a fuck. )

Her: yeah, push me under the tires XD
DAN: Mmm, it sounds like you're into some rough play. I could push you under the tires and show you who's in charge.

by SparklyBird March 1, 2023

Dan

A hot sexy Israeli Jew. Very smart, strong and has a sexy ass dad.

Dan is just so fucking hot! #railme #Jew #Pmoonyodad #hotdoctors

by Danloverxoxo May 12, 2023

Dan

Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do

Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect

Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him

Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me

by Ninja fortnite June 1, 2018

Dan Leonard

tall gangster lover boy. one of a kind.

Dan Leonard is Alta’s boyfriend.

by meemasan November 24, 2021

Dan grover

Amazing, funny, cute. They are good listeners and amazing kissers. Usually girls fall in love at first sight

Dan Grover is so amazing ......

by dizzyone December 20, 2016