annoying little dad

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person

Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!

by Annoying Little Dad February 06, 2023

dad appreciation day

today is a day to post your dad. tell him you love him and thank him for everything

kid- hey dad it’s dad appreciation day! thank you for every sacrifice you’ve done for me
dad- thank you son/daughter i love you

by iluvu1 March 26, 2022

Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.

“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”

by aglioolio July 04, 2016

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 18, 2022

James dads boat

This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.

Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond

by Beige 16166 March 15, 2019

ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me

omg ur dad lesbean >:)

by liana <3 September 26, 2021