Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

by angie O edema July 4, 2018

Twink Bottom Dad

A Twink Bottom Dad is a term to describe discord user Le Poisson, also known as Abuelo and Old British Man. He is very much a twink, i have seen his fits and while they were very slay, it does confirm he’s a twink. He’s also a bottom bc his gf told me so. Also he adopted me so therefore he’s a dad, hence the name.

Hey have u seen the Twink Bottom Dad?

No but he better get me fucking light up sketchers.

by Balls savage (real) August 29, 2022

POV: your dad

Your fucking dad is gone and not buying milk

Person 1: hey
Person 2: what
Person 1: POV: your dad *randomly disappears*

by aawfasd August 17, 2022

red face dad

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

by red face dad March 6, 2017

My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 25, 2022

Ur dad lesbian

Worse then ur mom gay

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*

by Beepbob March 9, 2018

Skype my dad

A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.

“I don’t usually come to breakfast since it’s the only time I can Skype my dad.”

by aglioolio July 4, 2016