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Captain Awesome

A kid named Clay that makes shit happen.
"Hey Clay"
"Hey Clay"
"Dude, its Captain Awesome to you"
by wienerhouser June 26, 2009
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Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.
Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!
by lordosmo January 9, 2012
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captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.
"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"
by kefka March 5, 2004
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captain mysterio

Collective name for bunch of fuckers who know piss all and have sad crapy lives, making up stupid definitions for stupid words!!
by Choclate malteser January 3, 2004
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Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009
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Captain save a hoe

Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.
My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.
by Ccgirl101 October 27, 2018
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Captain Anarchy

Anti-American terrorist, lives in mommys basement still, cocky, is lucky that there are American men and women giving their lives to protect his right to free speech so that he may slander our country and it's leaders.
Maybe Captain Anarchy should move to Afghanistan if he hates America so much!
by AmericanSoldier February 6, 2010
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