candy cane

Noun. A candy cane is a very gothic practice in which a male will masturbate and as he ejaculates, he cuts his penis with a blade to make it bleed and incidentally create a candy cane.
Verb. To candy cane is to carry out this gruesome practice and is often a fun alternative to circle jerks

Hey dude you wanna go can candy cane my dick tonight.

by Faraz M. May 1, 2008

Candy Crush Foot Jerk

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.

"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."

by 13th December 10, 2013

Sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows

When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll

The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.

by Sexydimma June 7, 2021

Candy Cane

When your getting head from a girl, and you cum on her face. Then you punch her in the face, making her nose bleed......Candy Cane

Yo did that one girl come over last night??

Yeah dude, I gave that bitch a nice Candy Cane

by yupyupdj517 March 14, 2010

Candy Cane Lisp

When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.

Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.

by lolmongoose December 23, 2008

eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.

I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.

by Snoopy Shultz August 17, 2011

sugar-free man candy

When you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.The "sugar" refers to commitment, therefore "sugar-free" means no commitment. Especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.

"I saw Jason on the street the other day. I had my sugar-free man candy. :D"

by Raystar April 10, 2009