Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.

Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."

by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024

Pipí blast

When ur pipí blows of cum and makes a mess

My pipí blasted and the nigger moaned

by Ear Rapist October 24, 2018

Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021

Blast Basket

Another name for a vagina or ass.

Yo all you have to do is buy her that KFC 5 dollar fill up box and then she'll let you fill up her blast basket.

by Slapu90 August 22, 2017

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018