Blasted

When you finger someone.

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”

by eggcellant December 2, 2018

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Arc blast

When someone says something, but someone else has a counter to what had been said. Generally followed by obnoxious trap horn.

Logan: man that chick is so hot lookin'!
Me: Naw bruh, your mom is hot lookin'! (trap horn)
Logan: damn, just arc blast me bruh

by spodykody August 14, 2018

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When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.

Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.

by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019

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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 26, 2020

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Canadian Blast

When you ejaculate all over someone and apologize profusely while doing so.

"Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."

by GMP89 July 1, 2014

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