by MPC November 3, 2003
Get the ass crittermug. An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.
by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008
Get the Ass Crispymug. The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.
Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"
Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"
Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"
by trips145 April 29, 2011
Get the Springtime Assmug. by MF September 5, 2002
Get the ass-loadmug. An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.
When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.
by Swanie River January 13, 2008
Get the Ass Maranguemug. A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
by Matooke September 16, 2008
Get the ass merchantmug. the ability of an unlocked iPhone to dial it's address book randomly when activated by pressure in your rear pocket.
'Dude, you called me, like, three times last night...'.
'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.
'Yeah, sorry man, my iPhone was ass-dialling'.
by P-Dew May 24, 2009
Get the ass-diallingmug.