Waterbed Ass

An ass, that resembles a waterbed when slapped. For example jiggles and ripples and does not resemble a quality ass.

Did you see the ripples on that waterbed ass? I would never tap an ass like that.

by Chadgini June 28, 2012

Ass Marangue

An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.

When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.

by Swanie River January 13, 2008

ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 6, 2012

ass licked

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 3, 2015

ass chops

the specific part of the ass cheek than hangs down toward the upper thigh

I like her boob job, but I LOVE holding on to her ass chops!

by D.Jewian August 26, 2007

crook ass

A person who's the culprit of a bad attitude, shit personality, and questionable life decisions.

He is giving me such a shit look, what a crook ass.

by Crook Nick October 15, 2016