i-Ready

The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves

Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

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Tones and I

Tones and I is a celebrity who sings “Dance Monkey,” “welcome To The Madhouse,” and “Eyes Don’t Lie.”

I love the artist Tones and I!
Does Tones and I sings this?

by JJoJJoo May 18, 2022

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I Garret

(Adj.); Used to call out a lie with the sense of disbelief; also someone who drives goid

Sup lime disease,you are fun. I garret

by Mr.Hornting is a Hornting December 15, 2021

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I gotchu

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

by TylerRyan December 23, 2021

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i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

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