Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.

YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."

by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022

Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad

1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?

by Retro sukist December 24, 2022

I refuse

If I have to be good in spite of what you're doing to me...

Hym "Then what happens when I refuse? Is it better for everyone or worse? If it's better in a 'necessary evil' kind of way than I'm happy to oblige. And if it's worse I'm happy to do that too. Just to ensure that what you're doing has a cost. What is the cost, you say? Well, it won't be nothing."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

I love you more

I do love you more, it’s true. Why would it be a definition if it’s not true

Chloe: I love you more

Dash: no I do

Dash: I love Chloe more

by Giginiga December 27, 2022

IED

Improvised Explosive Device.
Often referring to makeshift bombs or explosives made from common items.
Usually used when no real explosives are nearby, and one is required.
ex: A Molotov Cocktail, or a C4.

"This door is blocked off from the inside, and we need to get in. What now?"
"I found some gunpowder earlier, maybe we can make an IED.
"Great, this door will definitely go down then."

by CharacterCreed December 28, 2022

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

I gotta go use the mathroom

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.

"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022