burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

man on the streets

Mohamed Abdi better yet know as straight game aka game is game.

Don’t you know who he is? That’s the man on the streets

by moejoe02 December 27, 2018

Man Child

Caden

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child

by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021

Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

sexy man Gus

An old dude that thinks he's sexy, but really isn't

I was at the mall the other day and i saw this old guy flirting with a young teenage girl, what a sexy man Gus.

by peterjaurez September 6, 2013

man whore

basically explains itself; a man who dates a lot of women

person: omg he is such a man whore!! 5 girls in a month?!

me: ikr!

by carlykalway June 6, 2020

Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022