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Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms
Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up
by BrianXNoor2021 April 17, 2021
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Your Mom

This word is slang for reversing an insulative interaction with other people. Also known and written as " ur mom " in texting platforms. This also can refer to sexual aggression meanings , when they say Your Mom , they are usually trying to roast you , also , you can reverse this by "no u"
Dmitar : Are there any plans we shall commit on the following weekend ?

Mijo : Except doing your mom , no .

Konstantin : Please proceed to answer this question , what is your responsibility as a student ?
Rude Creature ( student ) : The same as your mom.
Konstantin : *pulls out musket*
by FormerStalingrad May 6, 2024
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your mom

she one fatass bitch that can't get off her ass bruh
damn, your mom fat as fuck dawg.
by realniggatalk! April 2, 2020
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Your mum

by Sage4 December 10, 2021
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i'm not your hoe

in other words “im not your booty call” or “you can’t just call me when you want to have sex
guy : hey girl wanna come over tonight, and have some fun?

girl : “ i'm not your hoe !”
by young girl 1235 February 9, 2024
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Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time
M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.
by Jbt003 January 29, 2009
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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