School

School is like a fucking prison.

Always must be under supervision of adults
Always supposed to be somewhere
Sometimes gotta walk in lines
In certain schools you gotta wear uniforms
Fights
Cursing
Nasty ass lunch
Dick sucking principal
People always tryna skip
Dumb ass rules
Pussy poppin teachers
Annoying ass staff

Judge: You are being sentenced to 14 years in school!
Me: NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU! SUCK A DICK YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH

by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019

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School

The shooting range of the USA.

A school is a place where American's go for target practice with their new rifles they bought at wallmart

by SirBowerbird December 3, 2019

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Skip school day

December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!

“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”

by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019

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Saint Francis High School

Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.

Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks

by YahBoiMrMiggins December 3, 2019

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