Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

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cannon shit

The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.

"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"

by swankles May 11, 2016

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The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016

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shitting facility

A facility in which you shit. It can also be used as a derogatory term towards someone who you believe to represent or resemble a bathroom exclusively for shit.

"STOP BEING SUCH A SHITTING FACILITY!"
"SOMEONE GOT DROPPED OFF AT A SHITTING FACILITY!"

by you're not invited May 28, 2016

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