Iron Man

Me: Oh my god, it's iron man!
Mom: Some idiot there in a costume is trying to save people son!
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Iron Man

I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again
by Death Menace May 17, 2023
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Iron Man

This ancient technique takes place while self masturbating, only in men. It consists in redirecting your own cum with your hand at 90 degrees, when having an orgasm.

Only true skillful men can use It.

Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
by Master Jagger July 12, 2021
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Cakey man

A man who doesn’t like to partake in kinky/dirty sexual activities. A man who likes to stick to regular sexual intercourse with no extras.
He wouldn’t even finger pop my asshole. He’s such a cakey man.
by Useruser000 January 01, 2018
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Monkey Man

Your a Monkey and a Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
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Monkey Man

Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
I don’t have the time or energy for a monkey man like you. I’m already giving it all at home.
by QueenMaedh January 29, 2021
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monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
by cock shit November 05, 2020
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