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gastric fat-ass surgery

(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.

For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.

I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.

I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter April 12, 2011
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National slap ass Day

Where you slap boyfriend/girlfriend or any person ass
Hey I heard u slap ur girlfriend ass on National slap ass day
by THE SAVAGE JAY 12 May 26, 2018
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M-ass-kholes

Brainwashed tools; useless idiots; Useful idiots; fool; pseudo-intellectuals; quacks.
1. A person or persons who can't research valid medical white papers aka medical facts proving wearing a mask can't stop any viral or bacterial infection, ever. They infact, often promote them when worn constantly and want to impose their lies and ignorance on others.
2. A person(s) who believes anything they hear from MSM and "medical looking people" (many of whom create drugs that kill and maim thousands of people, intentionally) used to promote narratives that are designed to control "sheeple" thru lies and medical quackery.
3. Total jerks, "assholes" who don't mind their own business who are wearing masks themselves so they should be "protected". In doing so being a racist, fool, virtue signaling, gas lighting asshat becomes "socially acceptable" to other "M-ass-kholes" around them. Usually involves mobile phone videos/false shaming.
4. Government and authority figures who use draconian laws to pretend their made up mask "laws" to control a free societies citizenry, religious groups, jobs, business are a lawful order when it is completely ILLEGAL and or an unConstitutional act.
I was riding the bus when these "M-ass-kholes" came up to me wearing three masks each saying, "You are placing us all in 'danger'. "
by ARsithuldore March 5, 2021
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trick ass mark bustor

a ho in da street wit no money gettin a hand job in tha ass.
by p-town September 18, 2005
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mooley ass nigga guy

An italian whos says nigga alot
Wonder y theres no black guys in mario he a mooley ass nigga guy
by Semp1991 January 11, 2008
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janky ass byrd

Janky ass bird a janky ass bird is a cheap ass penis

but it can be a different definition if you use the words in this phrase with different meanings.
Man, you're acting like a janky ass byrd
by Leiland May 9, 2006
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P.A.P. (Pussy Ass Pussy)

Originatitating from the show "South Park", it is an insult to someone that is being more than just a Pussy
When someone is dared to do something and they don't do it you call them a P.A.P. (Pussy Ass Pussy) "Stop being such a PAP and do it already!!"
by TommySchnak July 13, 2009
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