dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

Your Black

Someone who you’ve known for less than a month but your absolutely obsessed with them and can’t get them out of your head.

your black is my mum

by hazamazahaza May 22, 2023

Your Mom

SHE WILL END YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOM IS FAT

by Games_Dot.org May 8, 2023

flick your bic

1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.

1. Don't flick your bic in public.

by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

your mom

a bitch

if you go into the kitchen in the middle of the and scream fortnite kid outloud 360 times a person called your mom will beat your ass

by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022