Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025

The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool

Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit

by LAP2023 June 7, 2023

A jack man

When your penis spontaneously pops out of your pants

I was in school and i had a jack man

by TensityShift December 22, 2020

Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.

“I think it’s time for a man soak”

“Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”

by Wildin39 May 14, 2019

Rig Man

If a individual is a strange and/or unusual character.

"I was introduced to some guy named Shea, he was a rig man."

by Biggest doofus 123 March 24, 2022

albatross man

The opposite of a wing man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.

by Space aids March 24, 2022

2 man

when 2 boys and 2 girls go on a double fucking session

boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu

boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho

by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023