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When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022
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My Joy

Seriously if you EVER meet a woman with this name she is a keeper. They are everyone's favorite person even if people don't want to admit it. If you never heard of My Joy then you aren't a great person, plain and simple. She'll make you feel so loved and adored, also you would wish you could be around her all the time.
Fact 1: Most My Joy's are drop dead sexy
Fact 2: Most My Joy's are marriage material for all good reason.
Fact 3: Most My Joy's care for the ones around them and will help you become cooler 😎 (this has been lab tested and proven with accurate case studies)
Fact 4: Refer to facts 1-3

There are no examples of a My Joy here. Everybody is already in the know. So either re read what has been written already or be forever sad you never met a lovely lady with a name such as this. Find you a My Joy and watch your life change in the coolest way.
*Can't use as an example. My Joy's are the real deal*
by SomeFerrero November 29, 2024
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Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.
"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"
by MissRainbow January 20, 2017
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I CoUlD hAvE My InTeRnEt TaKeN aWaY

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
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pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019
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my balls

my balls is very big
my balls big and blue
by Balls.licker5000 September 6, 2022
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bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017
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