land whale

typical genshin player named nathan
will probably make whale call like sounds at you
schizo
beware

normal person: “Hi!”
land whale: “Baddie purr, i need a roll”

by fentluvr January 20, 2024

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Epic whale

The moment that is caught between both a win and a fail.

Boy 1: Hey see that girl?
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.

by Epicwhaleicus May 2, 2011

Whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.

The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.

by Mr T squared January 26, 2020

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities

Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole

Blow it like a sperm whale babe

by Gymjones July 2, 2021