Googling off

passing time Googling different people or things or experimenting with new Google features when you really should be doing something more productive, namely working; derived from "goofing off"

Ex. 1: "I've got this huge project at work that I need to finish by tomorrow, yet I still spent the entire morning Googling off."

Ex. 2: "Karl should have been working on his TPS reports, but instead spent the day Googling off by playing with Google Maps to find a Thai restaurant in Bellefonte, Pa."

by WED September 4, 2005

The Jump Off

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.

Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert

by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Snore Off

A common expression to be used when someone's story becomes too long or their banter becomes substandard.

Person 1. "Remember when I beat you 5 - 1 on Fifa."

Person 2. "Yeah about 5 years ago."

Person 1. "You just can't handle that I'm better than you."

Person 2. "Oh snore off mate you're boring."

by jack2208 July 11, 2010

jake off

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack

“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”

by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
TM

by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017

Jib Off

To jib something off mean to not do it

To job someone off means to leave out or end relationship

"Gonna jib off my homework and chill with my friends instead."

"I jibbed Sam off because I wasn't feelin it any more."

by UKSlang January 23, 2012