sand jew

Osama Bin Laden was a sand jew
by blackguy1177 May 03, 2018
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Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.
Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.
by Harden5 May 01, 2013
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Jew Canoe

A Toyota Sienna or a Honda Odyssey filled with Jews from Lakewood New Jersey traveling to Brooklyn New York via Garden State Parway. Usually with the bumpers flapping in the breeze
Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
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Brush Jew

A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.
This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.
by Slough swimmer January 08, 2021
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Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!
by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020
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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 05, 2015
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Jew gun

The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.
Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.
by Tiewaz May 21, 2017
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