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Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.
When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!
by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010
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Futanari Day

Futanari Day is May 1st. On this day, everyone gets fucked by a futanari women whether they realize it or not. If you have a girlfriend, fiance, or wife, they'll become a futa.
Dale: Oh hey there, Diana-...why do you have a cock...?
Diana: Because it's Futanari Day sweetheart~
Dale:...oh. I'm not complaining one bit~
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Fro Day

Melvin: when did I grow this Afro? I'm having a Fro Day and I need to get a haircut.

Devin: dude, your hair has been tht ugly forever. We've all been waiting for this Fro Day.
by Shawty b u f f <3 July 1, 2011
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Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.
Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.
by Rexlba March 30, 2021
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Valentine's Day

Seems like an important world holiday, but it's just a big load of bullshit, where companies profit off of those people who are insane enough to buy their girlfriend/spouse $400 Digital Cameras or iPods. On this day, your romantic abilities are proportional to the size of your bank account.

Also known to make single people more depressed and angry. One of the stupidest holidays of our pop culture that just encourages thoughtless relationships and big spending.

Symbolizes everything that is wrong and superficial about our culture today.
Jim: OMG Valentine's Day is tomorrow!!!!!
Joey: That's nice.
Jim: I'm going to buy my girlfriend a new phone, and jewelry, and money, and gift cards, and candy, and a new car, and...
Joey: I may be single, but if I wasn't, I would appreciate my girlfriend for the whole year, not just for one day in February.
by l1011tristar17 February 9, 2010
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