no tard

A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it

" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"

by icthatD May 14, 2019

Tard

Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)

You're being a tard!

by bailey bridge August 9, 2023

Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest

You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard

by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017

semi-tard

An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.

Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.

by Yablonski March 28, 2007

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"

tard lard turd

by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016