When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023
Get the Gta IV table cunt mug.When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023
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Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table
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by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023
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Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks
Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks
by Merlin504 October 15, 2023
Get the royal round tables mug.(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
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Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
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My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
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