Sad tourist

Definition: Someone who could care less about someone else's misfortune.

Michael: "Did you hear that Lisa just died from 'Rona"?

David: "I can't wait to go to the funeral, she had some fine ass friends!

Michael: Dude that's fucked up. You're such a sad tourist.

by Tokenship December 30, 2020

Sad Kay

like your sad but your okay with it like it's just life man you are struggling but it's okay.

man 1: You okay man?
man 2: yeah I'm just sad kay, its chill.
man 1: oh okay cool.

by Im the real Jerry September 05, 2017

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty

A code-word for MTF transsexuals.

Hi Melissa, sad Satan is a fatty fatty.

by December 30, 2021

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 18, 2023

BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*

You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*

by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 20, 2022

Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 03, 2024

sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 08, 2024