puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021

Viral Pitch

That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.

In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch

by ViralPitch November 24, 2021

sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes

bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night

by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 19, 2022