Angry Pirate

when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg

I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.

by billkill96 November 14, 2009

pirate pants

stupid looking pants that are tight at the waist and get very big at the end, making the wearing , who is usually (and hopefully) a girl, look extremly stupid.

Lindsay-hey, do you like my new pants.

Connor-No, those pirate pants make you look like the hideous offspring of liberachi and blackbeard.

Lindsay-Oh.

by Sanji McIndian September 1, 2005

The Angry Pirate

A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

Last night Jim gave your mon The Angry Pirate because she charged more than usual.

by $$$$$$ October 3, 2007

dirty pirate

When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"

(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"

(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"

(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"

(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"

by r5a.org January 18, 2005

Butt Pirate

They’re pirates of the buttholes. They fuck buttholes and store their treasure up there. So they can come and get it back. And they put an “X” on your forehead so they know where the treasure is at. If you go in their butthole, they’ll fuck your shit up. Butt pirates are really gay, because they like buttholes.

A butt pirate pushed my shit in and stored a gold coin up there

by The True Ass Pirate September 19, 2011

pirateship whisky

crazy whiskey that we found that had a pirateship on it

pirateship whisky and coke means good times

by km4nd0 April 1, 2004

pirate

person of swashbuckling tendencies.
also a hilarious sexual manoeuvre.

boris: i pirated loads of warez online!
winston: i pirated your mum!
berty: someone's got jokes!

by jeffreyZZ January 11, 2008