raccoon sushi bar

a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.

my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.

by michaelmas June 11, 2006

allah ack bar

something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.

from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!

by dxjames123 May 25, 2010

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

Mars Bar Kiss

When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.

Wna mars bar kiss?

by Moloopa April 27, 2003

japanese whammy bar

When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.

I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.

by 69 Baby Jesus 69 July 1, 2009

Klondike bar floozie

Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".

A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.

by QuacksO September 16, 2014

underground candy bars

Underground meaning that these snack cakes, cookies or little debbies (new to the public or rare in certain areas) have been bootlegged from a different state or shipped to a state that's not currently selling them to the public.

Hey Charlie, where did you get that KitKat Candy Bar?
Charlie: Oh I ordered these off the internet.
Dang, those are some of them underground candy bars there~!

by Sawedoffsob June 8, 2016