ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.

His longing touch was ma-jake.

by Teefirst May 09, 2022

OAHHHH MA GAWD

"
OAHHHH MA GAWD" is a famous meme that I don't know who owns.

some person: "something sus"
You: "OAHHHH MA GAWD"

you: " JIT TRIPPIN BRUH"

by Ballsnfr March 02, 2023

Bro-ma

When a child calls their mother ‘bro’ as a way to be inclusive to how cool she is!

Thanks bro-ma for letting me go outside and play with my bro’s

by Blast4dpast January 12, 2022

Ma-ingur

Fucking prick

Yo you´re such a Ma-ingur

by Pillboi420 February 12, 2021

X-Mas AnXiety

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.

I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.

by superdupersassy December 19, 2022

colchus ma

A fat coc coochie man. Rarest of them all. Also coochie man in an Irish accent

How are you doing today I am the Colchus ma.

by Fat cock sucker October 05, 2020

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 08, 2025