May 2nd

The most fabulous and prestigious person was born on this. Might be a little chaotic too-

HEY LOOK ITS AKNAIRP! SHE'S WAS BORN ON MAY 2ND -TOO COOL DUDE TOO COOL

by Aknairp_ August 26, 2021

May 3

National give your gf a hug day

“It’s May 3 can I have a hug” “Sure”😘

by just_him May 2, 2022

May 22

National make out with your crush in a closet at your friends birthday party day

ITS MAY 22 BRO! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSSS

by Cybercattocora June 9, 2022

May 1st

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

by Alecccz February 15, 2021

May 2nd

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

Tiro Mais

Your asshole.

Pisano gives his Tiro Mais

by The Shard. April 3, 2023