Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.

He is a real Matthew lowe

I wish I was as cool as Matthew lowe

by Outlaw86 December 8, 2020

Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.

"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"

by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023

Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)

She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?

by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021

low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft

dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal

by otteb_hershelski May 10, 2011

Laga Low

That one kid in your school that spams "Laga Low" which means black man

Yo wassup sobee, "Laga Low"

by Fulswang March 13, 2024

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 8, 2020

Low key relationship

It’s a relationship u don’t TELL ANYONE about u can be considered bsf and fuck eachothers Brains out in da low and no one knows that means no posting pictures of them , don’t make them your home or Lock Screen!!! Don’t talk about it with anyone

Let’s have a low key relationship

by Hunchahyu January 19, 2021