by BadBush May 10, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A Karen refers to a person, almost always a woman, who goes above and beyond to inconvenience others in pursuit of what she wants.
Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.
Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.
If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.
Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.
Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.
If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.
Example 1:
Karen: Wear your mask!
Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.
Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.
Example 2:
Karen: Let me speak the manager.
Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-
Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.
Karen: Wear your mask!
Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.
Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.
Example 2:
Karen: Let me speak the manager.
Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-
Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.
by getmeoffthisplanet July 18, 2021
Get the Karenmug. mother of 3. against vaccination. head of the pta. drives a mini cooper. stay at home mom. will speak to the manager.
by CHEESEBURGERBIGMAC November 11, 2019
Get the karenmug. A middle aged woman married or divorced with children.
Also known as the most common type of women in the west.
A politically correct way of insulting women.
Synonyms for Karen
Your mom
Also known as the most common type of women in the west.
A politically correct way of insulting women.
Synonyms for Karen
Your mom
Fuck you, Karen.
by Ciel_____ June 15, 2020
Get the Karenmug. This is yet another asinine way for our sh#tty, patriarchal culture to demonize women for absolutely anything they do. There is no male equivalent term. Men also complain, call the cops on people for trivial reasons, and throw fits in public. But only women are policed with douchebag pejorative labels like this. Often by shitty white males who gleefully trot out entitled stereotypes like this against any woman who ever dares to take up her own space in the world and/or does not feel obligated to kiss said white dude's overly- entitled butthole for him.
If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.
By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.
So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
If you point out how egregiously and obviously MISOGYNIST this dumbo word is, some bumpkin will leap up to declare you a Karen for not being down with the pejorative use of the word Karen. Like he thought of something cute. Which he did not. He's just some stupid bumpkin.
By the way, dudes, speaking of overly entitled bumpkins... your "y" chromosome? It's not a "y." It's an X chromosome, same as all the others, except it's missing an entire leg. Yep. Missing a full quarter of its generic material, and it's shrunken besides. You are not "superior" (LAUGH) dummies. You're genetically inferior, and completely unnecessary. YOU are the deviation, women are standard. YOU are the weaker sex, women have a FULL set of chromosomes and you do not.
So take your "Karen" and shove it right up your bumpkin hole.
Man: That soccer mom prick tease uppity bitch is such a Karen!
Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?
Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.
Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
Other man: Yeh. How come we can't get laid, anyway?
Narrator: Because you are both pathetic, ugly incel bumpkins in magat hats. You're walking meat rectangles with greasy, pink, BALD heads (EWWW!!!) And 4 foot wide beer guts who nevertheless feel entitled to the time and attention of 18yo beauty queens, you pathetic jokes.
Scientist: Had they a full set of chromosomes, instead of a busted X, they wouldn't be bald. Or colorblind. Or susceptible to the dozens of sex linked diseases they get. Because a full set of chromosomes is strong and vibrant, and a shriveled busted x gives men a false sense of entitlement. Dumbos.
by Full Set not a Busted X July 19, 2022
Get the Karenmug. Usually females but some are considered males a.k.a. Kevin's. The Natural Habitat they live in is big companies such as Walmart, target, and also fast food companies such as McDonalds etc. When they do not get their way they ask to speak to the manager or they try to call the cops. Do not become one of these people.
Bye Karen.
by mkdczld October 14, 2022
Get the Karenmug. 