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Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin
"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"
by ShayneT March 16, 2015
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jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts
My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!
by El negro 69 February 17, 2018
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.
"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "
by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016
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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.
Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 18, 2020
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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.
Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"
by bigc88 March 28, 2025
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Jump Rider

Someone who jump resets all the times Minecraft pvp, making it annoying to kill them
He constantly jump resets, that Jump Rider doesn't take any knockback.
by Mftc March 29, 2024
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