I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 19, 2010
The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy November 06, 2015
Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 05, 2015
a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.
by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023
A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.
Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal
by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016
The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.
Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.
by Tiewaz May 21, 2017
People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 06, 2010