january 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there

January 6th is the best day ever because I’m a lesbian who loves tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

January 16th

On January 16th is the day where Viola can talk about Hisoka all she wants and is the day where her friends can't judge how dirty she is ;) Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum⭐️💧 🤤 Also on January 16th is the day where you hate on MACHI FROM HUNTER X HUNTER WHORE🤬

On January 16th is the day where we all throw Machi in the dumpster👏

by Hisokaslut November 24, 2020

January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

January 7th

People born on this day are a bitch.

“Hey man your a bitch”

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”

by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021

Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

january 28 2008

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022