January 16

National have a three some with your grandparents day

January 16 is a day to have it with your grandparents

by Jsjsbdhsksmskjsksk December 17, 2021

January 24

Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.

Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.

by drunk pig January 24, 2021

January 7th

People born on this day are a bitch.

“Hey man your a bitch”

“I’m born on January 7th what did you expect”

by Hiyah6969 May 25, 2021

january 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there

January 6th is the best day ever because I’m a lesbian who loves tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020