angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

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Jackson

Jackson is a man who doesn’t deserve all the shit the world put him through and deserves better. He also has a lot of “girl best friends” and half of them probably have a crush on him. He’s one of those boys that are hot and nice at the same time. Jackson is hard to come by.

Guy 1) how the fuck am o supposed to get a girl when that man is roaming the earth?
Guy 2) Idk man. Who even is that guy?
Guy 1) that’s Jackson, half the school has a crush on him

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

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Jackson

The sweetest boy on earth. Jackson is kind, understanding, mature, absolutely gorgeous, and super smart. Everybody loves him and if they don’t, it’s only because of their own insecurities and incompetence that makes them project onto a perfect person like Jackson. He is caring, loving and nurturing. If anybody hurts him they should die because he deserves the world.

Lady: I’m looking for a boyfriend rn I’m so lonely

Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!

by 234slayed February 25, 2022

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