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octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020
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Pipe bomb

"to pipe bomb" is an Irish man's favourite activity
"If you continue with this bullshit, I'll pipe bomb you"
"Try me bitch"
by Mustard Boy November 6, 2020
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Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"
Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick
by Kai2004 November 6, 2020
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Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.
Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!
by bigthunker November 7, 2020
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Pipe Pipe

In reference to gaming, coined by Twitch Streamer MisterHyde55 and specifically for the game Dead By Daylight, to "Pipe Pipe" means to "Hurry Up and Do Good", in such a way as to earn 2 "Pips" in a single match, which represents performing exceptionally well.
"LessGo! Pipe Pipe!", "Need a Pipe Pipe right now, this Genny is Rekt!", "This killer knows our SWF is here to Pipe Pipe!"
by 66Butch January 9, 2021
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
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