Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 31, 2024

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Big Ears

The nickname of a friend who has ears big enough to fly him from Boston to New York

Friend: "Hey look, its Kyle Chase!!"
Another Friend: "Yeah, more like Big Ears

by dickbook May 08, 2017

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Twinkie Ear

The condition where a females ear has had an erect penis in it and cummed in as well. Most common among black females since they have large ears. There is an occasional male or gay as we call them.

yo bro, i just twinkie eared this bitch because she gave me problems. Now her ear looks like a pipe.

by jmasterp December 14, 2010

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An ear full

An ear full means to blow someone eardrum to fuck over the phone...

My mom: I'm about to give that asshole an ear full!!
Me: an ear full of what?
Mother: An ear full of pissed off mom!!

by Froody foozboos pizza June 18, 2015

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Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012

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