Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 7, 2016

mouse ear

noun. A females anal cavity that is most often described as tight and not blown apart.

Her ass was like a mouse ear before i blew it up.

by sweether44 February 25, 2011

Evil Ears

The term Evil Ears refers to the ability for someone to understand and appreciate the genres of death metal and black metal as both genres feature harsh, distorted vocals. One can acquire this ability by listening to either genre on a regular basis. Time varies person to person on how long this may take.

It just takes time and you'll develop evil ears

by ScreamynDemon November 16, 2011

ears

how you hear

i have ears

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Pesto ears

Someone who doesn’t own a shower and can’t afford hot water and soap. No head and shoulders in sight. Ears filled with pesto, recipe down below. Drinking addiction L, ant infested ears, around 109 undiscovered species in one ear. Camera quality looks like tv static. Samsung supreme, pesto perfectionist, head and shoulders hierarchy, hygiene Hunter, shower segregator, yellow teeth tantaliser, minecraft machine

When you dropping the pesto ears recipe, it’s in my ears mate
Shower? NOOOOOOO!

by Earsfilledwithpesto April 27, 2022

ear rape

Any sound or noise that is loud, obnoxious, or annoying.

Examples of ear rape: republican debates, sanic, Kidz Bop, Donald Trump speeches, noob gamers

by Dank MLG Swag September 18, 2016