David Bowie

The hottest man in the whole universe.

-“Do you know who is David Bowie”
-“No, Who is he?”
-“The sexiest guy in the story of humanity”

by Halloween Jack 🎃 February 19, 2023

David bromberg

A straight, white, male. Seems narcissist but when you get to know him he's truly sweet and really kind. Unfortunately, he does have some weird kinks. But it's ok.

- that guy seems like a fuck boy
- david bromberg?? Nahh, he's a sweety pie, he just doesn't show it

by BbyZikada October 31, 2020

David Cameroned

When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.

My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.

I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.

by Largedwarf April 13, 2019

David Casuares

A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.

Isn’t that David Casuares the retarded kid?

by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019

david arsoski

egg and papucar

david arsoski Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by david arsoski October 15, 2020

David faded

taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.

Dude, Cullen is so david faded.

by CJ Hall October 28, 2018

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 1, 2014